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Archie gets Engaged… or does he?

August 20th, 2009

Archie

So the big pop-culture news yesterday was that Archie asked Veronica to merry him in issue 600 of the popular comic.

I personally would have chosen Betty, but that really doesn’t matter.  I am just thinking of the reason why Archie chose Veronica over Betty and how this storyline will unfold.

The one which I think will be the best story but probably won’t happen because of its readership is;  Archie is in it for the money,  simple  as that.  He doesn’t love her, heck he probably doesn’t love Betty either.  He just wants the money so he and his stoner, best friend, Jughead can get the bling, get the ladies, and get all the hamburgers they can eat.  I hope Veronica pressures Archie to get a pre-nuptial before they tie the knot.

The second way I think this might go, and the more realistic way for the comic would be:  It’s a bad dream.  That’s right, the perpetual slap in the face to all the viewers straight from shows like Dallas to the Family Guy.  It makes sense… this is all a bad dream that Betty is having.  Then when she wakes up everything will be normal.

Of course there is option X which could be anything.  I guess they could go with even bigger twists like:  Veronica will dump Archie and marry Jughead.  Or she and Betty could become legally bound or Married depending on the state that they live in.  Or maybe Reggie will come out and kill off Archie during the wedding ceremony… ANYTHING can happen.

Just before anyone starts saying I have something against Archie and his franchise I don’t.  In fact I still remember getting the digest’s when I was younger, shopping with my mom at Safeway and getting her to buy them for me.

Kei

My Take On Spider-Man: Brand New Day

July 13th, 2009

Spider-Man: Brand New Day started in 2008. I know it’s been over a year and a half but I think it’s safe to give an unprejudiced opinion now.
Just as a recap, Brand New Day marks the change in Spider-man’s status quo where:
·         his marriage to Mary Jane Watson has been erased magically in a deal with Mephisto to save Aunt May’s life (and now Aunt May volunteers in a homeless shelter).
·         The same deal also undid the organic webshooters and spider-spike and returned the mechanical webshooters to Peter.
·         That deal also removed/altered people’s memories so no one knows that Peter Parker is Spider-man.
·         Harry Osborn is alive.
From what I understand, the reason why this was done was to rejuvenate the character. A married Peter Parker is an old Peter Parker. By getting rid of his wife and bringing back his best friend we can get the great Spider-Man comics that we all grew up with twenty years ago (although that’s when I started reading Spider-Man). I would have to say that Brand New Day is a failure.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s a failure because I’m tremendously attached to reading Peter married to MJ. I’m saying it’s a failure because it is a ham-fisted way of allowing the events of Dark Reign to occur.
Dark Reign is the current Marvel event that has Norman Osborn (aka the Green Goblin) as the Director of SHIELD (renamed to HAMMER). Since Gobby and Spidey have a history of knowing each other’s identities, one would have to assume that since Norman has the tremendous power of HAMMER available to him that Spidey wouldn’t stand a chance.
By making the deal with Mephisto so long ago, Peter has saved himself from instant slaughter. In the meantime, readers are supplied with flimsy stories that lead to questions that aren’t being answered or just answered poorly.

Questions like:
What happened to the last twenty years of stories while Peter and Mary Jane were married?
They all still happened, except Pete and MJ were just living together and when they finished making the deal with Mephisto, MJ ran away to Hollywood.
Does Peter remember that he made a deal with the devil?
He makes hints at it (Amazing Spider-Man #596)

Oh yeah... we did have that three-way with the dude in the red leotard.

Oh yeah... we did have that three-way with the dude in the red leotard.

… but he seems pretty oblivious to it when magic users accuse him of it (New Avengers #54).

Can I have your cake?

Can I have your cake?

Does Mary Jane remember that Peter made a deal with the devil?
She hints at it… but she’s in Hollywood so it’s not clear.
How does it work that people can’t remember Spider-Man’s identity?
Well, the magic somehow blocks a part of the memory so people don’t want to know who Spider-Man is. Even if there is a tonne of evidence saying that Peter Parker is Spider-Man they will put two and two together and accuse Peter’s roommate of being the wall-crawler (Amazing Spider-Man #565). When Peter shows his face to people by removing his mask, all memories are to flood in (as was revealed with the Fantastic Four in Amazing Spider-Man #591). However, Jessica Jones was very surprised that Peter Parker was Spider-Man and admitted to having a crush on him in highschool (as per New Avengers #51) even though she knew his identity earlier.
How is it possible that Harry Osborn is alive?
Shortly after his death, he was revived and then Norman continued to propagate the lie that Harry was dead when he was really just in Europe.
When he came back, weren’t people surprised to find him alive?
No. Months later Peter asks Harry to explain it but nobody else seems to care (Amazing Spider-Man #581… thirty-five issues after Brand New Day began).
Do the ends justify the means?
uh…

Without the deal with Mephisto, Spider-Man would be going through a fairly long and dark chapter in the series. The death of an aunt, constantly on the run, no semblance of a normal life– all while Norman Osborn climbs up the ranks to be the most powerful man in the world. It’s just that Brand New Day maintains that Spider-Man is a fugitive (for being the spider-tracer serial killer and an unregistered super-power) and presents ridiculous scenes, like Spidey walking into a hospital with flowers (Amazing Spider-Man #554).

Give him a tiara and a sash, Dirk. He's the new Miss America!

Give him a tiara and a sash, Dirk. He's the new Miss America!

Epic failure.

Mommy…. Why does Spider-Man have a giant robot?

March 10th, 2009

Simple… to fight the giant lizard monster silly child.

SPIDER-MAN

Leo

Marvel.com is now streaming episodes of the live action Japanese Spider-Man tv show from the late 1970′s.  The currently have episode one out and will be releasing episodes every thursday until they have been all released.

The Japanese Spider-Man is more of a Super-Sentai (Power Rangers in the weastern world) show.  We have Spidy fighting minions and monsters the become giants.  To fight theme when they become giants Spidy calls upon the “Marveller”, a space craft that has a leapords head, which transforms into the Leopardon.

To watch the episode(s) click on this link: http://marvel.com/animation/Japanese_Spider-Man

Now this is only speculation on my part… but I think that Toei, the creators of this jem, wanted to make Spider-Man more Japanese so they gave him a robot that they never used in a previous project and added a few spider webs to it.

Speaking about Super-Sentai, the new one has begun airing in Japan and I have watched the first episode.  As for first episodes go it wasn’t that bad.  I like the theme to this one, it is a samurai theme.  My favorite Sentai is Deka-Rangers (SPD).  I think i just found the female rangers cute… also the pink ranger is a voice actor in Mai-Otome.

Well thats it for this post… see you on the next one.

Kei